The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nevada
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Area 51 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “They do exist. I've seen them.” | |
| 2. |  The State of Arnish | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Iron Fist” | |
| 3. |  The State of Caberfeidh | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “State” | |
| 4. |  The Nevada Gambling Empire of Clark County | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Living Relentlessly, Developing Economically!” | |
| 5. |  The State of Eireasort | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Conservative Democracy” | |
| 6. |  The Unholy White Lined Wall of I 11 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Mood: Twilight softens to nightfall” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Liebknechtia | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Free Market” | |
| 8. |  The District of Lyon Douglas | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 9. |  The State of Mapleridge | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Discovery” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Mineral County | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Mineral County” |
