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The Fattest Citizens in New Atlas

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, New Atlas is ranked 25,494^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Ordia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Esto Fidelis Usque Ad Finis”
2.	The Empire of New Elesar	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Grom pobedy, razdavaysya!”