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The Most Ignorant Citizens in New Caledonia

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Doranvic	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Down to Business”
2.	The Queen's State of Yaue	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“RIP”
3.	The State of Main Street	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Down to earth, real to the heart people”
4.	The District of Loyalty Islands	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Community”
5.	The District of Lytho	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Lytho”
6.	The State of Zortagota	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
7.	The Bannorn of Ophir	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Īlva Tegun, Īlva Kustikāne”
8.	The State of Zymurgy Treiz	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“RIP”
9.	The State of Mianjin	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“done gone too far”