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The Highest Drug Use in New Caledonia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Mianjin	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“done gone too far”
2.	The Bannorn of Ophir	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Īlva Tegun, Īlva Kustikāne”
3.	The State of Zortagota	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
4.	The District of Loyalty Islands	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Community”
5.	The District of Lytho	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Lytho”
6.	The State of Zymurgy Treiz	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“RIP”
7.	The Queen's State of Yaue	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“RIP”
8.	The State of Main Street	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Down to earth, real to the heart people”
9.	The District of Doranvic	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Down to Business”