by Max Barry

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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in New Coalition of Nations

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Dominion of MoarfallCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“For the Empire!”
2.The Syndicated Corporations of NedeaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Libertarian in the streets. Anarchist in the sheets.”
3.The Empire of CroxocoFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Aventus Est Imperare Orbi Universo”
4.The High-Technate of AthretvariNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Peace & Prosperity”
5.The Wicked Realms of WickoFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Wicked!”
6.The Federation of Nation MIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“First shot strikes to teach, second strikes to kill”
7.The Glorious Federal Republic of IvstinianCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam!”
8.The Leftist Sh-tbirds of St SaratogaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Nedea? Those poor bloated souls.”
9.The Free Land of AldebakhakhniikhCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Zalawa Tu Wakhal'hawan Enakha Tykhokhitja!”
10.The United and Democratic States of The Owiniman RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Unimi iriwa dizakakiim!”
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