The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New Coalition of Nations
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Duchy of 46566 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “What does this red button do?” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Aldebakhakhniikh | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Zalawa Tu Wakhal'hawan Enakha Tykhokhitja!” | |
| 3. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Canadia999 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Eat. Sleep. Die. Repeat.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Croxoco | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Aventus Est Imperare Orbi Universo” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Folik | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Compassie Voor Iedereen” | |
| 7. |  The Glorious Federal Republic of Ivstinian | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam!” | |
| 8. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN26 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Dominion of Moarfall | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “For the Empire!” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Nation M | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “First shot strikes to teach, second strikes to kill” |
