The Smartest Citizens in New Dinosaurtopia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Tribes of Drakemoria | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Life Finds a Way” | |
| 2. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN15 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 3. |  The Most Holy Ummah of New Hornopolis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “والله زمان يا سلاحي” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of The Germanic | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Patience can conquer destiny.” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XCIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Durrnil cards 3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Owo time” | |
| 7. |  The Roavinian SPSF Puppet of Kutumal XX | Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy | “Lux Veritas Virtus” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Dont underestimate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Sternberg Penta | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of New Saimen Abban | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
