by Max Barry

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The Lowest Crime Rates in New Jersey

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, New Jersey is ranked 8,799th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corporation of Goons In SuitsPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“What is it to you?”
2.The University of PrincetonDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Dei sub numine viget”
3.The Disputed Territories of HadrosaurusDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“New Jersey has a State Dinosaur?”
4.The Fortunate Son of The MeatheadLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Watergate! Watergate! Watergate! Watergate! Watergate!”
5.The Cryptozoological Validity of Leeds DevilDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“It's a death trap.”
6.The Mustard Sammich of Mustard SammichIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“stop doing that”
7.The New York Ambassador of Gell-NewarkMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“New Jersey: Because the hotels in Philly are booked.”
8.The United States of New Orion NebulaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Extremism in defense of comedy is no vice.”
9.The Fiefdom of KFSM Radio NowhereInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Is there anybody alive out there?”
10.The Republic of A B R A X A SInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
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