The Highest Crime Rates in New Western Atlantic
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sovereign Rule of Aestorn | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nzappa zap” | |
| 2. |  The Yuqi Dynasty of Corsoaua | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “It's Pronounced Course-Ow” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of 11th Northern Polish division | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Emirate of Mimaya | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Family, Dominance, Strength” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Clock | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The TNP Sanctioned Curer of Dynomo Mk14 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Surely some revelation is at hand” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Vestribygo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Lagens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of The Mage | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Elo Magicksland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
