The Safest in New World Order of Fascism
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, New World Order of Fascism is ranked 27,552nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Woodhouse Luvs U 4ever💋 of Luftballons | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
