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The Most Rebellious Youth in Night Rise

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Theocracy of Planestation	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Always check the entire dungeon”
2.	The Anomaly of Blonds	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Venom”
3.	The Republic of Wed Vitana	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The Empire of Kurou	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“30 seconds is longer than you think, ask a man on fire”
5.	The Most Serene Republic of Holy Meguca Meduka Empire	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Praise the Goddess Madoka, for she died for our sins”