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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nintendo

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Bipolar Bill	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“All hail the magic conch.”
2.	The Community of Card for Bob9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Bob”
3.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
4.	The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic Center	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Life and service as one”
5.	The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”