The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Noneuropean Union
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Arateszama | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 2. |  The Sky Kingdom of Audapaupadopolis | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Humans are the innate rulers of the skies.” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Ausztra | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Canandalabra | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “A Mari Usque Ad Mare” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Chenoslovakia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Secret Global Organization of Dammerung Foundation | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Secure, We Contain, We Protect” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Danuvaslava | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Elgad-Irivard | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Zuerstreich of First Ironblood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Iron and Blood” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Greater Teunor | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Est Ad Astra Passion” |
