The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nordic Lands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Aarhustan | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Kan hun være værdig til (May she be worthy of the name)” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Abalion | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Agricolae | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Come and Take It” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Agricultural Jihad | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Strength Through Agriculture” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Alagen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Alagen is an territory of sveniland” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Albarke | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Viva Albarke!” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Almudenya | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Only ugly knows beauty” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Americopia | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Fryske Frijheid” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of Amestol | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Service, Loyalty, Purity.” | |
| 10. |  The Holy FederalTaleist Republic of Amiria Grande | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “A Morgna Wes Core, Vectern Sis Da! ( nationstates )” |
