The Largest Retail Industry in North America
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of US ofA | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In God We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic States of Moniopolon | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Sovereign State of Nova Anglicana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi, Lex Terrae” | |
| 4. | The Confederacy of Burkean States of America | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Under God, One.” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of Overbonia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Ottom S'Ainobrevo” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Tysons | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Absoraki | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “God favors the Strong” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Martinia | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Life liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” | |
| 9. | The Union of United-Statesn | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “En Dieu nous croyons” | |
| 10. |  The Crown Dependency of South Sulphur | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Consider the Ravens” |
