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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in North Turkestan

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Republic of Fairness and Equality	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Omnis Potestas Proletariis et Agricolis !”
2.	The Supreme Communist Empire of Tsertle of Turtle	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Government knows all.”
3.	The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Communism, Unity, Progress”
4.	The Demokratische Republik of Norderndeutschland	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Sozialismus für das Volk!”
5.	The Tepe of Gobekli	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”