The Most Ignorant Citizens in North Turkestan
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tepe of Gobekli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
| 2. |  The Demokratische Republik of Norderndeutschland | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Sozialismus für das Volk!” | |
| 3. |  The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Communism, Unity, Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Supreme Communist Empire of Tsertle of Turtle | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Government knows all.” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Fairness and Equality | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Omnis Potestas Proletariis et Agricolis !” |
