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The Most Primitive in North Turkestan

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, North Turkestan is ranked 26,697^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Tepe of Gobekli	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
2.	The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Communism, Unity, Progress”
3.	The Demokratische Republik of Norderndeutschland	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Sozialismus für das Volk!”
4.	The Supreme Communist Empire of Tsertle of Turtle	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Government knows all.”
5.	The People's Republic of Fairness and Equality	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Omnis Potestas Proletariis et Agricolis !”