The Nudest in North Turkestan
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, North Turkestan is ranked 694th in the world for Nudest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Supreme Communist Empire of Tsertle of Turtle | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Government knows all.” | |
2. | The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Communism, Unity, Progress” | |
3. | The People's Republic of Fairness and Equality | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Omnis Potestas Proletariis et Agricolis !” | |
4. | The Tepe of Gobekli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
5. | The Free Land of Norderndeutschland | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Freiheit für das Volk!” |