The Rudest Citizens in Northern Ocean
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of The Chuck | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Pecunia non olet” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Port Ember | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Industry, Progress, Wealth” | |
| 3. |  The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “We got everything you need!” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Iarann Grudaidh | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Dum spiro, pugnare” |
