The World World Census
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
2. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
3. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
4. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
5. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
6. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “An equal opportunity hate group.” | |
8. | The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.” | |
9. | The Republic of Carpentor | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Motto” | |
10. | The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI” |