by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Halliburton“Guns. Lots of guns.”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“An equal opportunity hate group.”
8.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
9.The Republic of CarpentorCorporate Police State Halliburton“Motto”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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