The Smartest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 3. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 4. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 6. | The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “We love you, Joe.” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Beach | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We're happy and we know it!” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Undead Sailor | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The sea does not like to be restrained.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Nudesia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Innovation & Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Lāche pas la patate !” |
