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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nursultan

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Agendum	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“We have our own view of the world”
2.	The District of Alagoas	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Deus salve o Imperador”
3.	The Queendom of Empty City	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“We Will Not Endure”
4.	The State of Hajar Dibba	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Allah, Nation, President”
5.	The State of Joseph Pierpont	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Region”
6.	The District of Nursultana	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“District”
7.	The Queen's State of Oracle Rae	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“RIP”
8.	The State of The Dominion Emperor	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Founding empire”