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Official European Union World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Official European Union

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Official European Union is ranked 14,400th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of AncaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Desperata Ferro!”
2.The Commonwealth of Scales UnionInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Long live this union”
3.The People's Republic of The Sudanese EmirateFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“النصر لنا”
4.The Commonwealth of The Azean DelegatesNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno”
5.The Federal Republic of CrodaneCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“For the fatherland”
6.The Kingdom of Southern Unified SillaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“We will live to fight another day.”
7.The Republic of ExpertThiefNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Peace and Justice”
8.The Federation of United Arab StateInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Glory to the Baath Party and Marshal Hafez al-Assad!”
9.The Kingdom of SusaxonlandIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Gloy to the monarchy and glory to the nation”
10.The United States of America of HerdonNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“From many, one.”