The Nicest Citizens in One big Island
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bitingly Cold Autumn Morning of Yulis | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “srpduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxtuj” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Swutzerland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Pro Helvetia Defendimus!” | |
| 3. |  The Supreme Haven of Romayomich | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Adventure is not outside man; it is within.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Newquay Pier | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Really Cool Autocracy of The Pigeon Cult | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Make a pigeon your friend and you'll never be lonely.” | |
| 6. |  The High Imperial Republic of Paris City | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “March on, March on, For France March on!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of New Yulis | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Welp...” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Commie Nation of Love | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Equal by force” | |
| 9. |  The Principality of Orc Wizard | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Dispell Magik!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Card2003 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “345678” |
