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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Ordis

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Párnalen-Ístmenid of Escalan Corps-Star Island	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
2.	The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Do no good, see no harm”
3.	The Proletarian Union of Valourium	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”
4.	The Kingdom of Favonia	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Desperta Ferro!”
5.	The Commonwealth of Intermountain States	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“A wise man learns to tolerate lactose.”
6.	The Sato Masaki of Toishima	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“What do you want, is it necessary?”
7.	The Isle of Pellagia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Iushr, Frumkeyt, Getreyshaft”
8.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXXVII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Fireplace cloak”
9.	The Republic of Orbis Ra	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Pride and Industry”
10.	The Principality of Amoni ram	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”