The Rudest Citizens in Ostaria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of First Arstotzkan Empire | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “LONG LIVE THE GRAND TSAR!” | |
| 2. |  The United Federation of Celtic States | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We are still here” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of The Greater Britannic Realm | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “ALL HAIL BRITANNIA” |
