The Rudest Citizens in Ouagadougou
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Bradshaw Homestead | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Cutting It Close” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Braemora | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Right to the End” | |
| 3. |  The State of Calabogie | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Up Where We Belong” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Yoshita | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Almost Missed the Boat” | |
| 5. |  The State of Butterfield | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “From here on home” | |
| 6. |  The District of Ouagaville | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Command Schjetman | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Gone Fishing” | |
| 8. |  The State of Bennington | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Tough is Good” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of SSN65 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 10. |  The State of Misery | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Stick around” |
