The Fattest Citizens in Ozzy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Ozzy We Trust” | |
| 12. |  The Terrifying Truth of The Ozzman Cometh | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 13. |  The Rockin' Guitar Solo of Randy Rhoads | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Randy We Trust” | |
| 14. |  The Disputed Borderlands of The Communist and Anarchist Union | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Never stop the push for freedom no matter the cost” | |
| 15. |  The Alternative Rock Band of AngelsandAirwaves | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Everything's Magic” | |
| 16. |  The Movie Franchise of The Alien from Alien | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “I was in a movie” | |
| 17. |  The Sexual Innuendo of FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” | |
| 18. |  The Rogue Nation of The RatRoaches | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We are scary scary creatures Go US” | |
| 19. |  The World Federation of WWrestling | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “ATTITUDE.” | |
| 20. |  The Monkey Lovin' Nation of Pygmy Marmoset | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “I Want A Pygmy Marmoset Sooo Bad!!!” |
