by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Ozzy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ozzy is ranked 10,991st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Flaming Maniacs of Nader LandLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“It's a Nader Nader Nader Nader Nation!!”
22.The Incorporated States of Lazer LlamasCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Pew Pew Meeeeew”
23.The Empire of The ArchiepelagoIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Empires fall just to rise twice stronger.”
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