The Nudest in Ozzy
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Ewoks United | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Star Cruiser Crash!” | |
| 2. |  The Mangled Up Fork Blender of The Revenge of America Junior | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Interesting, Intricate, and Ironically Relevant” | |
| 3. |  The Flaming Maniacs of Nader Land | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “It's a Nader Nader Nader Nader Nation!!” | |
| 4. |  The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 5. |  The Sexual Innuendo of FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” | |
| 6. |  The Violent Punk Rockers of Anarchist Mean People | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do What Ever You Want” | |
| 7. |  The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Ozzy We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Liberation Army of The Peoples Anarchist Movement | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “No Government will ever give you Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Disputed Borderlands of The Communist and Anarchist Union | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Never stop the push for freedom no matter the cost” | |
| 10. |  The Alternative Rock Band of AngelsandAirwaves | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Everything's Magic” |
