The Most Primitive in Paichnidi
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Paichnidi is ranked 13,411th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 63 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 64 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 65 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” | |
| 4. |  The Fiefdom of Platinum Dragon | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Embrace the Dragon's Legacy” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Everything Gets Worse | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “♔” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Subliminal | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “꙰” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Uncanny Valley | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “⥀” | |
| 8. |  The Game God of Paidia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Paichnidi Pyrgos e Oneiros” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of System Error | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “♔” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Be Afraid | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “꙰” |
