The Rudest Citizens in Papastan
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of PapaBellum | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Hic Sunt Bella Dracones” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 4. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” |
