The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Paradoxia
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Liberty, Equality, Pizza!” | |
| 2. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí” | |
| 3. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Flush the toilet and die” |
