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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Pax Britannia

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Endless Kakistocracy of Basementees	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Consume the Eggs!”
2.	The Trustworthy Corporate Hydra of Velstado	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“A gun in every hand, A tank in Every garage”
3.	The Jagiellonian Union of Commonwealth States of Britania	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Elválaszthatatlan és Oszthatatlan”
4.	The Kingdom of France of The Moon States	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Montjoie Saint Denis!”
5.	The Italian Kingdom of Legio de Caesar	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Avanti Savoia!”
6.	The Republic of SSN74	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Erin Go Bragh”
7.	The Rogue Nation of GSN18	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
8.	The United States of America of Arrstotzka	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“In God We Trust”
9.	The Rogue Nation of BSN16	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“A lo áspero por las estrellas”
10.	The Kingdom of Great Rumburg	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Anchored in Gold”

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