The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in PEEL
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Aluda | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “We've got files on people who haven't even been born.” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Burning Flame | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “The lure; the lure of the flame...” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Etela-Zaarin | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Tulta munille!” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Gordaeno | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Our path shall forever be marked by Glory” | |
| 5. |  The Syndicate Territories of Ivorila | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Asinus Gratia Asini” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Theocracy of New Salchara | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “For God and Country” | |
| 7. |  The People's Territories of San Fredlando | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Are we part of the cure, or are we part of the disease?” | |
| 8. | The Democratic Republic of Spifflandia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “One Nation Under Gravity.” | |
| 9. |  The Followers of St Milos and Hudsen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Gospel for all!” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Tweeklandia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “ARG Too much pressure.” |
