The Fattest Citizens in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage is ranked 649th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Xynlandia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Co-Host of PS Puppet 6 | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Don't be last!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of PS Puppet 2 | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Motto” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Best Starting Economy | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Attempt 1” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Anarchic Government Type | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Anarchic” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Conservative Government Type | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Conservative” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Libertarian Government Type | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Libertarian” |
