by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Retail Industry in the World

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of The Retail IndustryCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“America's True Pastime”
2.The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Money, Power, Respect!”
3.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
4.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Free Markets, Free People”
5.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
6.The Idiocracy of LamebrainiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Stupidity is virtue”
7.The Free Land of AkabusiAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Awooga!”
8.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“In J.R. We Trust”
9.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Our upstream provider did it!”
10.The Money State of Centralis RipamCorporate Police State Halliburton“Money is the root of all success”
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