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Pitcairn Island World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Pitcairn Island

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Pitcairn Island is ranked 3,219th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Somers Isles CompanyAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Adventurus Beginnings”
2.The Queen's State of 29 CeroAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“agent at large”
3.The Queen's State of Cero Null OneAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Do Not Recruit Me!!!”
4.The Queen's State of Pitcairn IslesAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Founding”
5.The Queendom of Alg 7Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Peace”
6.The Queen's State of Alg 3Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell“Peace”
7.The Queendom of NicoyanasInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Queendom of Suzerain RulePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“State”