The Most Advanced Public Education in Pitcairn Island
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bessarabian | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The State of Para Sempre Vencedor | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Nicoyanas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Rufus Ford | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. | The State of Suzerain Rule | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Cero Null One | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Do Not Recruit Me!!!” | |
| 7. |  The District of Pitcairn Isles | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Somers Isles Company | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Adventurus Beginnings” |
