The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Planeet Aarde
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Bahrein | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “الله أكبر” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Insulindia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Kesatoean Adalah Kekoeatan” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Nabatea Petra | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Land, Volk, Arbeid - الأرض، والشعب، العمل” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of New Netherland | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Eendracht Maekt Macht” | |
| 5. |  The Union of South African Republics | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt” | |
| 6. |  The Juche Flower of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “강성대국” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of The Five Peoples of the East | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “기보 스 마 히장 스” | |
| 8. |  The Workers' and Peasants' State of The German Democratic Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Realm of The Greater Korean Empire | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “광명천지” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist State of The Lao Peoples Democratic Republic | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ສັນຕິພາບ ເອກະລາດ ປະຊາທິປະໄຕ ເອກະພາບ ວັດທະນາຖາວອນ” |
