The Most Rebellious Youth in Pluviostan
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ghost of Larsland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Every time this nation dies, it comes back stronger” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Abyrkinia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “As one, united and free.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Petrikhortostan | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Let the Rain Fall Down” | |
| 4. |  The Social Republic of Cuit | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Perchance to Live” | |
| 5. |  The Island of Kingdom of Union | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Fiat Lvx” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of New The Empetandai | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “We Will Endure” |
