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The Longest Average Lifespans in Polandball

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federation of Scientificum	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“I norr, uppåt”
2.	The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Acus et nummi magna simul.”
3.	The Community of Battle for Dream Island	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“There's a life out there to enjoy, so enjoy it!”