The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Primitiveness
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Advanced Technocracy of Really Smart Kansas | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “First in the US to burn down the patent office 👍” | |
| 2. |  The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?” | |
| 3. |  The Twelve Subways of Make Me A Saanich | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Five Dollaar Footlongs” | |
| 4. |  The Unrivalled Eldritch Horror of The Eyebeast | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “YyyyyeeeeeAAAHAJAHAAUAGAUGAUGAU GUGHUGHGHUGHGUHGUHGUGHU” | |
| 5. |  The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying Snow | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “The gods draw strength from silence” | |
| 6. |  The Crunchwrap Ultimatum of Taco Belli | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Vivere Amplius” | |
| 7. |  The Red Lyrium Barbeque Sauce of The Lord Seeker-of Beans | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “The only destiny that demands respect is BEANS” | |
| 8. |  The Jungler of Zendikar of Planeswalker Jayce Talis | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Happy Progress Day!” | |
| 9. |  The 10 kilometres of Bolder Boulder | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Roads are for Rhodes” | |
| 10. |  The Ever-Expanding MCU of Dr Strange and his flying tardigrade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I, too, am a doctor.” |
