by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State Halliburton“You own nothing and are happy”
3.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan DictatorCorporate Police State Halliburton“Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right”
5.The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plusIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”
6.The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and FireCorporate Police State Halliburton“Glory to the Fire God!”
7.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State Halliburton“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
8.The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic SystemCorporate Police State Halliburton“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”
9.The Cult of The ArmadaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Silence them before they cause problems”
10.The Divine Force of The Almighty LennyPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Praise be!”
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