by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Refugia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Refugia is ranked 24,164th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Questionable Dictatorship of Survivors WinCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Pop, Pop, Pop”
2.The Elemental Adventurer of Avatar WebbyCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Reincarnated to protect a different universe.”
3.The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual HurricaneAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“No one appreciates how nutritious millibars are.”
4.The Corporate Federation of RidmonaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Suum cuique in aeternum”
5.The Dictatorship of Skull IsleIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Where bone dragons soar, darkness reigns forevermore”
6.The Red Plain of SammuramatCorporate Police State Halliburton“Una Sub Luna”
7.The Socialist Republic of FrankiasCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Vive le libertarisme, vive le socialisme !”
8.The Rogue Nation of The National Defense Council of AnarchiaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“No gods, no masters.”
9.The Burning Land of The Grand FurnaceCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Approach with care”
10.The Free Land of Lovers RockCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“We were listening to lovers rock”
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