The Most Secular in Regionless
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Valdez Islands | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Long Live the Republic!” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Latinx Kleenex | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Latino, hispanic, chicano, espaldas mojadas are Latinx!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Insula de Atlantide | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Sub umbra me flore” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Haus der Menschen | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Sie können den Fortschritt nicht aufhalten” | |
| 5. |  The Fiefdom of Lernaeus | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Honor and Wit” |
