The Safest in Rejected Realms
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Pettlland | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “There is that” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Distributist Butlers | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Defending the Rights and Dignity of Butlers Worldwide” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Bonhomme Richard | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Humanity's progress depends on us” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Amazing Man | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “this looks like a job for... someone else” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of Nasariyah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God is Great” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of An Evil Experiment | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “One Nation, One Leader, One Race.” | |
| 7. |  The Aetherlands of Limaxcala | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Extremum iter inveniunt Dii” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cometia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Grasslands of Capybara | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We're coming up, so you better get this party started.” | |
| 10. |  The Eternian Shadowlands of Mighty Lord Skeletor | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “My plan cannot possibly fail! Mwah ha ha hah!!!” |
