The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Republic of Congo
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Cheri Q | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Don't touch the hair” | |
| 2. |  The State of Lady Heathers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Around here, this is my Domain” | |
| 3. |  The District of Lower Louisiana | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Splitting hairs” | |
| 4. |  The State of Marion Morris | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Chasing a Dream” | |
| 5. |  The District of Mfumu | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The State of Prit Iona | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Founding State” | |
| 7. |  The State of Quague | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “For Peace and Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Viermon | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “A Place In Time” |
