Advertisement

The Most Beautiful Environments in Republic of Conservative Nations

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Galactic Empire of Eldrado	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Strength as one, strength together!”
2.	The Autonomous Region of Euroa Moesia	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Nostra patria, nostri juris”
3.	The Republic of District Line 8	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The United Provinces of The Furbish Planets	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sic semper tyrannis”
5.	The Loving Couple of Too-ManyOptions-	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Lumity”
6.	The Confederacy of Csuz	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“But you don’t have the time so look the other way”